ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL I LEARNED IN WEEK TWO

Lotta stuff - let's get right to it!
1) The best Packer's running back happened to be playing for the Buffalo Bills. Do you think it was a coincidence that Marshawn Lynch got 17 carries against the team who'd be interested in trading for him?
2) The best Viking receiver on Sunday is sitting in San Diego! Rumor has it that Jared Allen and the boys were seen boarding a helicopter after the game.
3) I said Matt Cassel would be better than Tom Brady. It took until 13:17 left in the 2nd quarter for me to be wrong!
4) Thomas Jones is gonna drive me, and all Jamaal Charles owners, crazy this year.
5) Chiefs D/ST - 2 games, 2 touchdowns, 2 wins!
6) On our podcast I said Derick Anderson would get better and better - He won't!
7) All is not Well for Beanie (get it? last name is Wells!)after Hightower went off today!
8) Tough day in Tennessee! Vince Young gets pulled, Chris Johnson's streak of 100 yard games is over, they give the ball up 7 times and lose! At least they still have Graceland!
9) Michael Vick looked like a starting QB on Sunday. Luckilly, Philly fans are so easy-going or else there'd be a huge Quarterback Controversy!
10) We have two football cards that are displayed during every podcast - Jahvid Best and Tim Tebow. One of them had 232 yards and 3 touchdowns, the other didn't play a snap. Guess who is who!
11) Can you throw...or at least hand off to "The Sharder"? Please contact Mike Tomlin ASAP!
12) It may be time to come up with a cool nickname for Jason Snelling - "Burner", already taken, "The Smelling", nah, How about, "The #1 pick-up this week!"
13) Best QB named Matt this week - Matty Ice!
14) After the preseason I thought I was crazy to say Jay Cutler was a Top 5 QB. I might not be crazy!
15) A lot of talk amongst fantasy football experts, that Miles Austin could be the #1 WR this year. That's not crazy either!
16) Look at who's the Bronco's #1 WR this week - next week is Jabar Gafney's turn to get 100 yards.
17) I had a choice of either picking up Matt Cassel or Kyle Orton this week. Ooops!
18) Matt Schaub and Charlie BAtch combined for over 500 yards passing!
19) OK, OK, LT - I believe!
20) When's the last time a game had two Tight Ends go for over 100 yards each? Man, Aaron Hernandez looks good!
21) Sepaking of people who deserve an "I believe" - Mercedes Lewis had 70 yards today!
22) What is up with Rashad Jennings getting so much work?
23) Kevin Kolb, Vince Young, Jason Campbell, Derick Anderson and Matt Moore - watch your back...or your back-up!
24) Ryan Matthews - the only way to stop him is to hurt him! Mike Tolbert could be a nice consolation prize in the Waiver Wire.
25) Andre Johnson - now that's more like it.
26) McNabb throws for 426 yards and Jason Campbell gets pulled in the 2nd half. Looks like a good move by the Skins!
27) Mark Clayton has come back to earth!
28) This is why I love fantasy football. Arian Foster was drafted in like the fifth round. Darren McFadden wasn't even drafted for the most part. There are your Top Two backs after two weeks.
29) On the podcast, I said the only person not to have a big game in the Manning Bowl would be Joseph Addai. Whoopsie!
30) My fantasy team got crushed, most of my picks were dead wrong, but it's a good Sunday because the Bears beat Dallas 27-20!

Thanks for reading and have a great Monday Night!