WE ARE SICK - OR IS IT JUST ME?

     A couple of days ago, the Houston Texans reported that they are moving Mario Williams to Linebacker for their 3-4 defense.  Today, Dan Pompei from the National Football Post is saying they could move him back to Defensive End if that doesn't work.  There has not been one scheduled practice and they've already got Mario Williams switching positions.....AND SWITCHING BACK! 
       Now, here's the crazy thing - I'm actually following all this!  I'm reading emails from Footballguys.com, checking NFL.com, logging on to Pro Sports Daily NFL Rumors, and going to the small print in any newspaper I read.  There's a lockout, nothing is happening!  Even if the experts are right about free-agent moves and roster additions - we have no clue until something happens, and we don't even know when it's going to happen or what rules they will be under when it does.  But I still follow!
     Will Kyle Orton be a Bronco?  Will Kevin Kolb end up in Arizona?  Is Greg Little the next Larry Fitzgerald?  Which one of the ten or so Rams receivers will Sam Bradford be throwing to this year?  Rex Grossman could be the starting Quarterback for the Washington Redskins, are you serious?  Who is going to run the ball in New Orleans?  Will Julio Jones start?  (They already said he would - must have been his impressive walk up to the podium that assured them of that!)  Are the Bengals going to sign a veteran...and not let another one sign with anyone else?  Does John Elway believe in Tebow, and what would happen if he did Quarterback for a whole year?  Is Beanie well or not-so-well?  I even saw an article in The U.S.A. Today about Brett Favre (yes, the watch has officially started) - AND READ IT!
        I'm a sick man!  But, if you are reading this you are too!  Only the truly, metally deranged would not only keep up with the latest football "news" during a lock-out, but also put everything else in life to "second-hand" status!  Could it possibly still only be May?  Even without a lockout, camps don't start for another three months.  Oh, we're definitely sick.
       But, my advice to you, is the same as my advice to myself.  Enjoy the heck out of this!  If you love it, follow it!  No regrets, no worries.  And if you happen to catch a nugget, like the Carrol County News reporting that Joe Flacco will be using more audibles this year - count that as a good day!